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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck
When you need some time alone, just start washing the dishes!
Dirt Free House (The dirt is free)
This house is protected by a thin layer of dust.
Both of us can't look good. It's either me or the house.
Clean houses never last. Hugs and kisses do.
There are three ways to get something done:
1) Hire someone to do it.
2) Do it yourself.
3) Forbid the kids to do it.
This isn't clutter... these are my priceless antiques.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk while it's still snowing. - Phyllis Diller
I believe in miracles... keeping this place clean is one of them.
I clean house every other day... Today is the other day!
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy.
Everything comes out in the wash.
Strike while the iron is hot!
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. - Bette Midler
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.
